What comes to mind when one thinks of the holiday season? The beautiful Florida snow, perhaps the farm of slowly dying trees at Home Depot? No, the delicious concoction of sugar glucose and red 40 dye...

Editor's Note: This is a satire, not meant to be taken literally.  Candy canes. Some may love them, but they are wrong. Who in their right mind would want a red 40-fueled stick of sugar? The answer...